Free-for-All hostilities#1: Everybody’s a Victim

Everyone Is A Victim
"My high school didn’t have new gym uniforms and now I’m fat, I’m a
victim. I’m also a victim because McDonald’s introduced some kind of
super-size crap that I can’t possibly stop myself from ordering."

"My father once called me ‘a handful.’ I’m a victim, so I became a serial killer."

"I didn’t get a promotion because I look like a donkey. I’m a victim because I was born ugly."

"I wore a shirt that shows 95% of my fake breasts, and a man looked at
them, I’m a victim of sexual harassment. He should have done everything
in his power to avoid looking at my oversized silicone breasts."

"The mailman didn’t deliver my mail, I’m a victim."

Shut up.

Victims are people who are too weak to handle hard times. When did we
become such wimps? People even bitch about a little stress. Who gives a
flying monkey about stress? You handle it and you shut up. What’s wrong
with pressure? Pressure separates the boys from the men. Your boss
yells at you, you take it, you don’t cry like a four-year-old girl.

Our ancestors had to put up with stinking frogs and farm rats, lived with monkeys and snakes in the caves of palawan, built the rice terraces out of mountains through bare hands,  and we can’t take
a little hardship?

You know who caused this? Women caused this. Women are constant
complainers, they are happy for all of three seconds before they find
something to bitch about, turning their sons and daughters into a
generation of complainers. Give a woman anything, no matter how
perfect, and she’ll find a way to criticize it. Take this article. It’s
perfect. So how much do you want to bet that some chick is going to
e-mail me complaining, only proving my point?

(Take a joke sweetheart, or else go back to the kitchen and get off the computer.)

People of the world, grow atleast a freaking spine, if u can’t grow balls made of steel. Be men, not ballerinas.
There are people in the world who are really in the position to call
themselves victims, and any of you reading this aren’t one of them.

more to follow…

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